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Honesty

After two years of marriage, Tom was still questioning his wife about her lurid past. "C'mon, tell me," Tom asked for the thousandth time, "how many men have you been with?" "Baby, " she protested,...
18:17 Mon 28th Mar 20221 answer, last by Bazile 18:36 Mon 28th Mar 2022
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Majorca

Two men met each other on the beach at Majorca. One looked at the other and asked, "Are you brown from the sun?" "No," replied the other, "I'm Smith from The Daily Mirror."...
14:36 Mon 28th Mar 2022
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New Employee

A boss tells his new employee, "I'll give you 8 pounds an hour starting today and in three months, I'll raise it to 10 pounds an hour. So when would you like to start?" "I'll start in three months...
12:12 Mon 28th Mar 2022
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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

Tonight's quiz of the week starts at 7pm. Nothing to pay and nothing to download. Just follow the link below to join in the fun. All easy questions and it only lasts about 30 minutes....
16:13 Sun 27th Mar 2022
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To Be Or Not To Be

Might wake up early and go running tomorrow. I also might win the lottery. I reckon the odds are about the same....
15:38 Sat 26th Mar 20225 answers, last by William51 18:13 Sun 27th Mar 2022
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Puns Galore

I've applied for a job as an echo. I'm waiting to hear back. __________ I've had lots of personal trainers. I've had lots of other shoes too. __________ I said, "Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a...
19:48 Fri 25th Mar 20226 answers, last by emmie 08:47 Mon 28th Mar 2022
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The Beggar

A man walks pass a beggar on the corner of the street where he works. The beggar holds out his one hand and the man drops a coin into his hand. One day the man walks pass the beggar again and notices...
16:09 Fri 25th Mar 2022
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Blonde

A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out. A policeman approaches her and says, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?" She...
13:41 Fri 25th Mar 20223 answers, last by novalis 19:00 Sun 27th Mar 2022
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Passenger Train

A passenger train is creeping along, painfully slowly. Finally, it creaks to a complete halt. A passenger sees a conductor walking by outside. "What's going on?" she yells out the window. "There's a...
16:58 Thu 24th Mar 20221 answer, last by Shaglene 20:06 Thu 24th Mar 2022
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The German Pen

I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up and took a look at it because it was prettier than most. The clerk said, "It's made in Germany." I said, "That's too bad, I can't use it then." The...
16:10 Thu 24th Mar 20221 answer, last by Shaglene 20:07 Thu 24th Mar 2022
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Western Saloon

A cowboy goes into a western saloon and orders a whisky. It was so quiet he asks the bartender: "Where is everybody?" "OH, they're at the hanging." The barman replied. "Hanging?......who are they...
17:02 Wed 23rd Mar 20225 answers, last by DTCwordfan 20:57 Wed 23rd Mar 2022
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Sign Language

Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives.(Sign language) One signs to the other, "Boy was my wife mad at me last night! She went on and on and wouldn't stop!" The other Buddy says...
13:34 Wed 23rd Mar 20221 answer, last by William51 19:04 Sun 27th Mar 2022
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Busy Tube Train

The tube train was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were forced to stand. One particularly cramped woman turned to the man behind her and said, "Sir, if you don't stop poking me with your...
19:45 Tue 22nd Mar 20221 answer, last by Peter Pedant 19:50 Tue 22nd Mar 2022
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Work Request

Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. "Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and...
17:54 Tue 22nd Mar 2022
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Billy's Toilet

A Little Three Year Old Boy Is Sitting On The Toilet. His Mother Thinks He Has Been In There Too Long, So She Goes In To See What's Up. The Little Boy Is Sitting On The Toilet Reading A Book. But...
14:37 Tue 22nd Mar 2022
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Diamonds

A man walks into a jewellery store to buy his girlfriend an engagement ring. Looking behind the glass case, he comes across an exquisite band with a handsome-sized rock in its centre. "Excuse me sir,"...
10:46 Tue 22nd Mar 2022
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Monkey

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first sip and sets it down. While he is looking around the bar, a monkey swings down and steals the pint of beer from him before he is able to...
15:00 Mon 21st Mar 20223 answers, last by Gromit 15:11 Mon 21st Mar 2022
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Airport Queue

It happened at a Manchester Airport. This is hilarious. An award should go to the Jet2 Airlines gate agent in Manchester for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a...
10:39 Mon 21st Mar 20223 answers, last by zebo 22:20 Mon 21st Mar 2022

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