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Barmaid
Think I shall do an indian style meal tonight Popadoms and pickles Onion Bhajis Chicken Korma Sag Ponir Naan bread mostly home made. Or I could just dial out for a takeaway! What are you going to eat?...
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anotheoldgit
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5768147/Man-hid-six-phones-inside-bottom-deliberately-getting-arrested-Israel.html...
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Cloverjo
The other I was buying food for the protein phase of my diet, and decided to get some jarred cockles. After I'd eaten them I couldn't help drinking the whole vinegar solution left in the jar. Gosh, it...
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redman41
Begins 14th JUNE. RUSSIA v SAUDI ARABIA ANYONE BRAVE ENOUGH TO PICK THE WINNER Germany 7-2 Brazil 4-1 France 6-1 Spain 6-1 Argentina 7-1 Belgium 10-1 England 20-1 Portugal 20-1 Uruguay 25-1 Poland...
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Voltage
Did you hear about the blind circumcisionist surgeon ? He got the sack!...
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maggiebee
Two camels are standing having a chat. Camel 1 - Why have we got such large splayed feet? Camel 2 - That's to stop us sinking in the sand in the desert. Camel 1 - Why have we got a hump on our backs?...
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gollob
The question was which of these confectionery places are closest to London (a) Black forest Gateau (b) Dundee cake (c) Madiera Cake After thinking Madiera was in Spain they split all their money...
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Voltage
It was my wife's 50th birthday today and she's been trying to convince everyone that age hasn't taken it's toll. "Look!" She gasped. "I can still touch my toes!" "That's great hun" I said. "Though I'm...
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Patsy33
My husband quit his job as a gardener. The celery wasn't high enough....
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Voltage
After 19 months of being told that our house is to be knocked down (highways England compulsory purchase order)today finally we exchanged contracts and are at last moving next Thursday.. if I never...
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gness
Pixie....there is no such thing as a normal bra....bras are not normal.....they are instruments of torture......titillation.......training. Torture....If you wear a bra you just have to put up with...
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Jordyboy9
Kane says England can win the world cup,I wouldn't bet on it...
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Patsy33
I've been invited to a bondage class tonight. I'm hoping someone will show me the ropes...
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vernonk
Meghan Markle has outlined her feminist credentials and declared her commitment to gender equality. Is t right that a member of the British royal family - who’ve traditionally stayed right out of...
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andy-hughes
I am entirely aware that modern pop is not designed to appeal to me, and I have no issue with that. But even so, most of the pop I hear on radio seems to consist of young women either shrieking at the...
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NoMercy
I've just sat and mulled through what we have spent over the last month on groceries alone. We each have our own current accounts and savings, but we also have a joint account and 2 joint savings...
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kloofnek
Is anyone having problem connecting to MSN,also one or two other websites. I can open most websites but some I cannot plus MSN..tried turning PC on and off but no luck.my internet is ok....
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Voltage
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN Compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, wine & dine her, buy her gifts, listen to her, respect her, stand by her, support...
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DTCwordfan
Did you all know that I am a world-class inventor? Here's my list of things that I have created, the list in the format of a Generation Game conveyor belt. Please add yours..... A pedal powered...

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