Vinny in the Dungeon

[Robinia]

Are you there Ed? Can you put down your Pimms & strawberries a minute please & tell us why Vinny 100_2 has been sent to the dungeon. I think he's going stir crazy & is sending bizarre notes via the dumbwaiter. (Did you know he's tunnelled his way into your office, has got himself blotto on the Buckfast & is serenading his Rita Hayworth poster with Gregorian chants?) Please help!

[Robinia]

morning - zzzzzz how come the more sleep I have the more tired I am?

Oh it was you Jude tripping round at that hour in your stilettos....thought it was Vinny drunk again. I could see we'd had a fair drop of rain but I didn't hear it. Nice & fresh, almost Septemberish at the moment & my poor garden looks very confused - lots of dead leaves. Apparently lots of trees are dying this year.

[Robinia]

........pt 2...... tut......

Just a snippet of news I saw this morning if you're interested - apparently George Harrison's All Things Must Pass did get to no 1 in the UK for 8 weeks. (incorrect sales recorded due to postal strikes at that time). Happy memories of that time & I think he'd have been a bit chuffed with that news.
Funny, I couldn't tell you for a million pound what's no 1 now...... & RIP Top of The Pops.
for Vinny

[Jude123]

Morning all It's McFly and Don't Stop me Now? I think Robinia not that I show a great interest in it these days. It is lovely and fresh here isn't it? My grass is looking greener for a bit. Hope everybody is alright today. I'm just half asleep again these early mornings are catching up with me but I don't care!!!

[VINNY100_2]

Morn...afternoon.Blimey,we had a right old storm yesterday.. the rain was coming back out of the drains like that fountain in piccadilly circus....Nope robinia..didnt touch a drop last night..that was jude coming back from that blokes house,the dirty stop out hehe..im saving it for Tuesday and the cavern Beatles..(got wednesday off)After george passed away,I bought my sweet lord and never played it.I just wanted to help it get to no..1.(i already had it)oooh..pans people and them mini skirts....those were the days my friend...bit sad init...but it was never the same has it use to be....Now Then ..Now Then...its...YO..(*:_*)

[Robinia]

oooooooooooooooooooooh ouch! sliced into my fingertip with the secateurs & I'd only been going about 15 mins. Someone somewhere is trying to tell me something, the more I try to do lately the more I injure myself. I've cut, bruised & bumped myself more in the past couple of weeks than I ever did as a child, not forgetting the 4" diameter insect bite!!!!

morning Jude btw sorry bout the grumpiness but I'm giving up....
and where's my butler? I need some sweet tea for the shock

[jno]

went to a lovely wedding in Hampshire yesterday.... in spite of SW Trains' best efforts to prevent it... after getting as far as Basingstoke 90 minutes late, we all got out and took a taxi the last 20 miles. Good grief... But am still totally Pimmed up, with just a touch of champagne. Brief shower during the reception but no sign of any at home so the clematiseseses are still whimpering a bit.

[jno]

PS Robinia, sorry to hear about your tragic horticultural accident; my cure for everything at the moment is 'soak it in Pimms'.

[Robinia]

afternoon jno, very nice too.... was it a posh do? hope you managed to hold on to your titfer 'cos it was, and still is, very breezy here....do you need to go & join Jude in the recovery cell? Mind you don't trip over Vinny lying here....not much good at first aid ...tut....I'll give the Pimms a try.

We seem to be less of a BiddyBank & more a sub post office with our numbers in decline. So just in case we're threatened with closure maybe we'd better adopt multiple personalities to make us look busy.....how about notsexynotrushin.....??

[jno]

it's true... gessoo is now gesswhere and woofgang has lost her bark... I fear people are shrivelling up in the sun, or possibly the rain

[Dolly1308]

For Robinia Im just trying to cut and paste so ignore this if it goes wrong !!!!

[netibiza]

Have jsut written a huge post and it's disappeared.

Right here goes, Vinny Am very interested in buying a George, are they readily available to the public and if so where can I buy one? It will cost me �45 excess baggage but I can at the moment book another seat for �41 and get 20 kilos more. So can you advise me asap. Ta.

Morning all - it's so hot here I am dripping as I type this. Hope you are all ok. Off to the dentist onThurs.

[VINNY100_2]

Morning biddys,erm....sorry robinia..I nipped off down the Beach yesterday,and you were lying injured.I feel so guilty..please except this and enjoy...
YUMMY erm..dont spose I could have the bottom layer..no...okay...!!
Ooooah...I nearly put woofys post on this morning...could have swore it was the 1st......hehe...(*:-)where are you gessoo??were running out of biddys...!!um..perhaps we should put an advert in the Times...wonder what the headlines should be??

[Dolly1308]

Whatever Jude takes to keep her going I want some of it ,go out do a bit of shopping ,come home go for a nap (real old Biddie !) Thank goodness the dungeon doesn't get flooded when it rains ,wouldn't know whether to save myself or the Pimms hehe . I do hope the warm is going to last till September (weather that is ) and a bit beyond too . Had a good downpour here last Friday ,the grass is green again for a while . Anyway see you later and watch those secateurs Robinia they can be dangerous !!.

[jno]

hang about.... must be something in me eye... could have sworn I just read a post saying neti was going to buy an airline ticket for a carpet shampooer...

[jno]

of course, if this was the shampooer...

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1413457037/sr =1-1/qid=1154339482/ref=sr_1_1/102-1415085-810 0942?ie=UTF8&s=books

[VINNY100_2]

Hiya netti,Ive just phoned numatic and they said you can buy one in Eastbourne at
city electrical factors
Hawthorne road.
TEL:[phone]. or there's a company called Parcet in Barcalona who might be able to ship one to you...TEL:[phone](the guy from numatic said they may be on holiday for 2 weeks)(:-)

[VINNY100_2]

hahahaha lol at jno..hehe(:-)

[netibiza]

Cheers Vinny I have emailed both companies and now await the result. God only knows if the Spanish company will understand what I'm banging on about!! Will be much easier if I can get one from Spain.

[Robinia]

morning all - well I was miserable until I had the mental image of neti sitting next to this fella on the plane...hahahahahahaha .....that's made my day!!

I'm declaring myself a disaster zone - now developed an itchy/sore pinhead rash & I bent down to pick something up first thing & my upper back went to an almighty spasm!
Are there any padded cells down here? or maybe a bath in Pimms would sort me out?

[Robinia]

(pt2 grrrr)

Dolly I don't know what's working for Jude but it's not the water - I'm on the same stuff...unless, of course, hers is coming via the local pub......hmmmm, I wonder?

ooh lovely cake Vinny ta ..... here you can have my last finger of kit-kat.....

oooh b*gger it - I just sneezed.....ouch!