Tuscany Villa

[VINNY100_2]

have booked the villa cassanova for the biddys,can you get cheese on toast in the local village?caf� fran�ais. here..(:O)

[jno]

oh dear... neti still chafing from the electrodes... Vinny bound hand and foot...

I hope they don't meet on the same ward...

[shaneystar2]

Never mind Vinny come here ...I'll kiss it better .....Kissy Kissy ....
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Oi ....come back ...........................!!

[netibiza]

it doesn't fit the tank

I really must learn more spanish - I thought I asked for a goldfish!!

[netibiza]

Vinny - come to neti

slurp

[Robinia]

well I can't compete with you two stunners,
so I'll just pale into insignificance then

[netibiza]

Phew - have just replaced the goldfish - I think it looks the same - she'll never know anyway. Why do I feel guilty when a pet dies, it's not my fault!

[VINNY100_2]

Afternoon....<is it safe to come in>
blimey netti..yours must have been tasty....its bin banned hehe..!
I did go to work this morning,but the buffer was going round in circles...hahaha...got to do zuperbug in barns ta bubble this evening...then Im orf to a 40th birthday party in a pub....any idea how much a blow up sheep costs...(:O)

[netibiza]

What's been banned???

[Jude123]

flowers for my biddyfriends for all your kindness to me over the past few weeks
Yours is on it's way Vinny I'm no good at putting 2 links on one post Lol.

[Jude123]

here you are Vinny couldn't leave you out

[Jude123]

Afternoon All it's taken me about and hour to sort the last 2 posts out (lol) and now I have to get my lunch I'm so hungry. Been busy all morning at my Dad's home with my sisters and brother have a bit of a sort out. Probably be back later. :o)

[Robinia]

a'noon spaghiddies....
thanks for the flowers Jude they're bootiful & I hope you're ok. I don't envy you the big sorting out job.

can't stop laughing at Vinny doing a twirl...hahaha
Born in 1967 eh? fab..... will you wear your flares & tank top for the do? show 'em how to groove on the dance floor?....no! please don't show them that, we're not coming to bail you out....

apparently we are all common in Derbyshire....! ya wat??!! Actually I'd like to give a high five to the hoodies for introducing me to the best fashion ever. As someone who has a ear/neck ache all winter they're a godsend - in fact it's vital that all new items of clothing have a hood.... including vests and support tights.

[shaneystar2]

Haha .....I hope you don't lurk about near the offie in that hoodie Robinia .
Nice to see you Jude ...thankyou for the flowers ..hope you feeling better now ....it all takes time .

Behave yourself at the party Vinny ....I don't want to see your name in the papers ...and turn the landing light out when you come in please.

Now...will this post ..I am having trouble ...when I press submit ..nothing happens...it just keeps loading for ages and then I get error or something and I have made a fool of myself in Q&P yesterday answering Q's that had already been answered and I didn't realise they were there....This machine is like a dance ...slow slow quick quick slow ...
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[Robinia]

I see that, according to the last census, there are 933,000 people in Derbyshire...crikey, if we joined all our ankle chains end to end & put a bell on the end it would reach down to Dolly's door & we could give her a ring everytime there's a new post on here.

[jno]

neti, your slurp post is unfortunately invisible to those of us in respectable countries. We will just have to use our imaginations.

<oh my lord, she isn't, is she? Get down at once, you hussy...>

[netibiza]

Sorry about the banned piccy - it was an innocent, although comely orange-utan with luscious lips - waiting to pucker up with Vinny.

Hi jude thanks for the flowers, glad you are getting sorted. It's hard, I know, but you'll come thorough.

[DaSwede]

Okay, that does it, that's it, I'm officially losing it! I'm coming after the municipal politicians with a blunt object! This is what happened:

A few weeks ago some kind of roadworks were initiated outside my one and only window - or so I thought. Just outside, there's a park, next, there's the street that's parallell to mine and then there's the loveliest little building dating back to the eighteenth century. Quite a nice view even if I do say so myself. Well. I just naturally assumed they were doing some kind of repair work on the street, but when I awoke and looked through the window a couple of days ago I realized that something was permanently coming between me and my view. Guess what it was. Guess first, then scroll down. (Oh and good evening, biddies!)

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[DaSwede]

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[Robinia]

NO!!!!!!

ooooh noooooo!!!
not one of those hideous open plan things??!!

[DaSwede]

Well it's funny you should ask, Robinia. The thing is, it looks open plan through my bi- ...er, through my window, but once I get there...

It's sooo ugly! Smack dab in the middle of the sidewalk in front of this beautiful house. Most likely there have been complaints; there's a population of drunkards that spend their lives on the benches in the park and they do powder their noses for all to see, but I much prefer that sight to this hideous thing that actually looks like a giant, empty toilet roll itself. With a hat on.

Hope you're having a great time at the party, Vinny, but don't forget who's taking you home, or wait, no, that's not what I meant to say. I meant to say you'll regret it in the morning. No really, you'll really really, you'll so regret it in the morning. And then you'll have to go back to that hospital, and I don't trust you around those nurses nor them around you for that matter.

Jude, it's good to see you again! Thanks for the lovely bouquet!