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Bobbisox1

The Worst Song To Make The Charts

My Ding a Ling ,utter ….??? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wiCSSIEUukk...
20:42 Sat 06th Aug 2022159 answers, last by TheWinner 18:10 Mon 05th Sep 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning Sunday already, I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? I have a phone call from my friend in NI at 10am, then I...
04:38 Sun 07th Aug 202241 answers, last by emmie 08:39 Sun 07th Aug 2022
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maggiebee

Daft Definitions

Pantry - The room where you keep your underwear. Pants - What underwear does on a long run up a steep hill. Parachute - A double-barrelled shotgun. Paradox - Two doctors. Pasteurise - Too far to see....
11:06 Fri 05th Aug 202223 answers, last by Chipchopper 14:07 Sat 06th Aug 2022
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1ozzy

Why Does..

.. the Norwegian navy have black lines on the side of their ships? So they can Scandinavian...
08:24 Sat 06th Aug 20224 answers, last by Patsy33 17:16 Sat 06th Aug 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

Smoking will kill you… bacon will kill you… and yet, smoking bacon will cure it....
07:03 Sat 06th Aug 20228 answers, last by Spicerack 13:35 Sat 06th Aug 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Saturday already and the weekend starts here. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? Sadly I being plagued by mice...
04:38 Sat 06th Aug 202264 answers, last by murraymints 08:27 Sat 06th Aug 2022
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ladybirder

A Hosepipe Ban Coming Into Force In My Area.

Anyone else? A week today ours starts but I am shocked to find that because I have a Blue Badge I am exempt so I can water my garden. I wonder if someone will report me if they see me doing it. Ha!...
10:38 Fri 05th Aug 202220 answers, last by Cloverjo 17:29 Fri 05th Aug 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I had to leave the pub last night as my friends upset me. They all told me I was fat. They kept saying you're round....
06:54 Fri 05th Aug 202212 answers, last by Khandro 16:04 Fri 05th Aug 2022
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Canary42

No Fishing

One morning after fishing from his boat in the lake, a man returns to the shore and decides to take a nap at the lakeside. Although not familiar with the lake, his wife decides to take the boat out,...
23:24 Thu 04th Aug 20221 answer, last by Chipchopper 06:46 Fri 05th Aug 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Friday the end of the working week for some, I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have any plans for today? The forecast for the capital is 24c...
04:47 Fri 05th Aug 202237 answers, last by emmie 07:59 Fri 05th Aug 2022
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Chipchopper

Health Drink?

I searched far and wide to find out what the health giving benefits were for drinking Doctor Pepper, and what kind of doctor was he ?. Apparently he was a Fizzician...
09:33 Thu 04th Aug 20229 answers, last by finchloe121 14:10 Fri 12th Aug 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I have a dog to provide me with unconditional love, but I also have a cat to remind me that I don’t deserve it. It’s all about balance....
07:11 Thu 04th Aug 20228 answers, last by Patsy33 21:07 Thu 04th Aug 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Thursday already, the days do fly by. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? I have nothing in the calendar but it...
04:44 Thu 04th Aug 202234 answers, last by emmie 08:35 Thu 04th Aug 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

What’s the difference between an outlaw and an in-law? Outlaws are wanted....
06:54 Wed 03rd Aug 20227 answers, last by Canary42 19:48 Wed 03rd Aug 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Wednesday midweek already, I hope that you are all in good health, and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? I have a food shop coming at 9am so there is...
04:25 Wed 03rd Aug 202232 answers, last by Bobbisox1 08:12 Wed 03rd Aug 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

What did the man with dyslexia order at his local Italian restaurant? Tapas....
07:06 Tue 02nd Aug 20228 answers, last by Ken4155 09:44 Tue 02nd Aug 2022
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maggiebee

Moo

What sound does a cow make when it runs out of milk? None - there is udder silence....
11:29 Mon 01st Aug 202215 answers, last by 1ozzy 07:02 Tue 02nd Aug 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Tuesday already, the days are rolling by. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today. I have some chores to do, but...
04:22 Tue 02nd Aug 202237 answers, last by murraymints 08:27 Tue 02nd Aug 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I need a change of career, and can't decide whether to be a hairdresser or a short story writer. I'll toss a coin. Heads or tales....
06:40 Mon 01st Aug 20226 answers, last by jno 12:46 Mon 01st Aug 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Monday the beginning of a new month, and the start of the working week for some. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have any plans for today? I...
04:38 Mon 01st Aug 202228 answers, last by emmie 08:20 Mon 01st Aug 2022

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