130,000 New house builds started in the UK last year, greeted by the government as evidence that ‘the long-term economic plan to improve the housing market is working’ 300,000 New house builds...
Judge: Do you have anything to say before I pass sentence?
Yob: Yes, give me another chance your honour.
Judge: …and what would you do with that chance?
Yob: I’d kill the ***....
A Glaswegian took his wife to the local A&E, she had two black-eyes and a broken arm. The doctor asked ‘What had happened to her?’ The husband replied that ‘She was going through the change.’...
8% - Annual interest Wonga will repay customers wrongly charged as a result of fake legal letters it sent them, along with £50 compensation for ‘distress and inconvenience’ 5,853% - Annual...
This morning on the Andrew Marr show, Normal Tebitt said that ‘the culture at the time was to protect the establishment’ – referring to a possible cover-up of child sex abuse during the 1980s....
Two well dressed young men knocked at my door earlier this evening and asked if I’d be become a Jehovah’s Witness.
I replied that I hadn’t seen the accident....
All those using Virgin Media as their Internet Provider should have received notification that the internet security included within your bill, will cease at the end of this year. So you will need to...
I bitched about this last year – but no harm repeating myself; if reading this could save you £30+ Received my house insurance (buildings & contents) renewal notification at approx £110. Just...
Mrs Hymie would like a new bathroom & kitchen. I have obtained a number of quotes – the price for a bathroom suite and required kitchen units etc seem very reasonable (we plan to keep the current...
Many believe that the world will end on the above date, because the ancient Mayan calendar runs out on this date. Surely it is going to end on the 31 December 2012, because my £ shop calendar...
I know that there are already a couple of posts on this topic – but what I want to know is how come camera crews from a number of media organisations were outside his Chelsea address to record...
A blonde woman decided to commit suicide by hanging herself from a tree in the local park. A few days later, a man walking his dog spotted her hanging from the tree. He asks her what she is doing and...
More than 2 years since I posted this:- http://www.theanswerb...g/Question857540.html DVLA seem to be taking some action – today I received a Red V5 document for my vehicle (with instructions to...
