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Olympic Condoms

Husband says "just got some Olympic condoms "I think I will wear gold tonight" so wife said "why not wear silver and come second for once"

Ann

Miraculous recovery for Tracy in Corrie

Tracy in Coronation Street made such a miraculous recovery tonight from lying in a coma to having a blazing row with Steve in her hospital bed within the space of 5 minutes, an absolute joke- this...

CraigWhite

FOR THE OLDIES

i have had a few drams and i am feeling nostalgic been listning to my selection of dean martin songs,he was fantastic what a voice.

Gizmonster

I was chatting up a lass last night ....

.... and everything was going fine. I asked her where she was from. She replied, "Oldham". So I did ...... and that's when she slapped me .........

Duncer

The dyslexic greyhound fancier

.......................bought himself a cat flap. Or the dyslexic alcholic? He choked on his own Vimto Or the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa....

Ric.ror

Predictions for the forth comming Premier League season

Please?

redman41

Premier League Fantasy Football 2012/13 (ANSWERBANK)

I have created a new AnswerBank Fantasy Football League for the 2012/13 Season which starts on Aug 18th. Just Log-In to Sky Sports Fantasy Football, Pick your Team, then use PIN : 8008454 to join...

Loulou100

Is it possible to adopt unregistered land yet is a right of way for cars?

There, I have lived at my property for 11years nearly and I'm an end terrace but have a piece of land adjoining my property and in which I have parked my car for the whole time,we maintain it and...

queenofmean

Feeling

really dodgy need cheering up :(

queenofmean

Bedtime...

for me...another busy day down and one more to go Na'night xx...

Ric.ror

I have just made my work colleague a big greek salad and guess what I am having for tea? Another greek salad - my friend is calling at 6 - she only returned from her hols yesterday and her daughter...

magicmick

T.J and the Salvation Army

T.J. was a very "nice" man if you get my drift, there he was Sunday morning making breakfast in his two up two down terraced house, wearing his silk dressing gown and pink slippers, when on...

jowejowe

IMOS

Hi there, 11A, refue to partake, (7) ???t?i?. 17A, in a pernickity manner, (7) ?????l?. 19A, tainted, (6) 12D, turning into,(8) 14D, be adequate, (7) 24A, extremely tight, (4,4) ??????k?. Thank you....

ELVIS68

Gold Post Boxes......

Anyone got one nearby yet? Drove past the one they did for Laura Trott earlier and there was a queue of people waiting to have their photo taken next to it....

HowardKennitby

eurolottery

I see the jackpot wasn't won last night. Probably be at its maximum on Friday. Just waiting for me!

sharonodonnell

help please

it gives directions along certain lines 7,6 earlier youth leader in monastery 6 laud we hear when makes supplication 5...

marval

Transplant

A man needing a heart transplant is told by his doctor that the only heart available is that of a sheep. The man finally agrees and the doctor transplants the sheep heart into the man. A few days...

Jemisa

Cheap Beer...

A man walks into a pub one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. "Certainly, sir, that'll be 1Penny. "One penny?!" exclaimed the bloke The barman replied, "Yes...

SIRandyraven

Olympics For the Physically Lazy person

As a born lazy potential athlete. What is the best event for me ?...