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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

Tonight's quiz link below. Staring at 7pm. Nothing to pay and nothing to download. Only takes about 30 minutes and all easy questions. https://stin.to/f0blx#...
17:55 Sun 20th Mar 2022
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Apple Badges

While visiting a friend in the hospital a young man noticed several pretty nurses, each one of them was wearing a pin designed to look like an apple. “What does the pin signify?” he asked one of them....
16:51 Sun 20th Mar 2022
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Check Up

A lesbian goes to her doctor for her annual physical. After the doctor completes the physical, she says, "You can get dressed now. Your test results will be back in a few days. Stop by my office and...
09:22 Sun 20th Mar 20221 answer, last by Ken4155 09:44 Sun 20th Mar 2022
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Getting Through Customs

A beautiful young woman, on an international flight, asked the priest beside her, “Father, may I ask a favour?” “Of course you may. What can I do for you?” “Well, I bought this expensive electronic...
19:49 Sat 19th Mar 2022
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Drunk On A Bus

A drunk gets on a transit bus. The driver, impatient while the drunk fumbles in his pocket for change, drives off. As the bus starts rolling, the drunk reacts to the sudden movement by stumbling all...
13:05 Sat 19th Mar 20221 answer, last by Patsy33 13:11 Sat 19th Mar 2022
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No Rear Light

"How long have you been driving without a rear light?" asked the policeman after pulling over a motorist. The driver jumped out, ran to the rear of his car, and gave a long, painful groan. He seemed...
17:41 Fri 18th Mar 2022
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Another Unfaithful Wife

The mother-in-law stopped by her daughter's house after shopping to find her son-in-law boiling angry and hurriedly packing his suitcase. "What happened?" she asked anxiously. "What happened? I'll...
14:12 Fri 18th Mar 20221 answer, last by Patsy33 20:06 Fri 18th Mar 2022
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Unfaithful Wife

A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after midnight. While en route home he asks the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspects his wife is having an affair and he wants to...
12:50 Fri 18th Mar 20222 answers, last by Patsy33 20:05 Fri 18th Mar 2022
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Mother Superior

Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, "I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent." "Thank God," said an elderly nun at the back. "I'm so tired...
19:54 Thu 17th Mar 20223 answers, last by Barsel 13:14 Fri 18th Mar 2022
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Special Offer

A woman went into a department store and told the clerk that she wanted to return a toaster for refund because it didn't work. The clerk told her that he couldn't give her a refund because she bought...
17:57 Thu 17th Mar 20222 answers, last by poorclare 18:17 Thu 17th Mar 2022
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A Handsome Prince

One day, a young girl is walking through a park when she hears a faint "help me, help me." She looks around and follows the quiet voice to a bush near the path. Looking under the bush she spies a...
13:47 Thu 17th Mar 20221 answer, last by douglas9401 13:54 Thu 17th Mar 2022
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Politician And Prostitute

After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute, the politician took £300 out of his wallet and placed it on the dressing table. "Thanks," she said. "But I only charge £20." "Twenty quid for the...
19:12 Wed 16th Mar 2022
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This Is Love

An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years, is shocked when the woman's doctor says she has a heart condition that could kill her at any time. She is to avoid stress, eat right, and...
17:22 Wed 16th Mar 2022
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Dress Shop

"You admit having broken into the dress shop four times?" asked the judge. "Yes," answered the suspect. "And what did you steal?" "A dress, your honour," replied the suspect. "One dress?" echoed the...
15:44 Wed 16th Mar 2022
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Getting Old

I find as I get older I only need 3 shops in my life, Specsavers, Boots and Greggs. My life is all specs and drugs and sausage rolls. ______________...
13:08 Wed 16th Mar 20224 answers, last by Chipchopper 13:23 Wed 16th Mar 2022
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Drunk Again

I got home from the pub last night and the wife through a fit at me. "You're drunk again." She wailed. "I'm not drunk." I replied. "Yes you are you're damn well intoxicated." she insisted. "I am not...
19:38 Tue 15th Mar 20222 answers, last by DTCwordfan 19:47 Tue 15th Mar 2022
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Poor Dan

Mike and John were talking about their co-worker, Dan. Mike: "What happened to Dan today? He didn’t show up to work this morning." John: "Oh, Dan’s in the hospital getting treatment for a few broken...
15:31 Tue 15th Mar 20221 answer, last by JimF 15:43 Tue 15th Mar 2022
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Newly Weds

Bridegroom: "Dear, we've been back from the Caribbean for a month now. We've been in our apartment now for nearly a month. Isn't it time we were alone?" Bride: "But darling, we are alone, aren't we?"...
20:19 Mon 14th Mar 20221 answer, last by maggiebee 20:22 Mon 14th Mar 2022
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Roses

A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she told him that the next day was her birthday. He told her he would send her a bouquet of roses... one for each year of her life. That...
13:54 Mon 14th Mar 20221 answer, last by Patsy33 15:29 Mon 14th Mar 2022
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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

Tonight's fun quiz is at 7pm (UK time) It only takes about 30 minutes and all easy questions. Nothing to pay and nothing to download. Just follow the link below. https://stin.to/f0blx#...
16:48 Sun 13th Mar 2022

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