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Taking A Girl Home

I took a girl home. We got kissing on the sofa & before long, I slipped my hand into her knickers. She asked, "Shall we take this upstairs?" I said, "No, I'd rather we did it here." "Oh I see," she...
20:46 Wed 02nd Mar 2022
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Two For One

"Armstrong," the boss said, "I happen to know that the reason you didn't come to work yesterday was that you were out playing golf." "That's a rotten lie!" Armstrong protested. "And I have the fish to...
12:11 Wed 02nd Mar 2022
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Mouse Trap

A woman rushes into a hardware store and said, "Can I have a mouse trap, please? And will you be quick, I've a bus to catch." "Sorry, maam," said the assistant, "we don't sell them that big!"...
18:10 Tue 01st Mar 20221 answer, last by Smowball 19:45 Wed 02nd Mar 2022
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Five Star Holiday

A travel agent looked up from his desk to see an older lady and an older gentleman peering in the shop window at the posters showing the glamorous destinations around the world. The agent had had a...
16:15 Mon 28th Feb 20222 answers, last by emily1890 22:07 Mon 28th Feb 2022
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Posh Restaurant

I was in In a posh restaurant. Me: "Excuse me but what is the 'Pulverised grain and fermentation fungus calorified over a charged-particle heat source?" Waiter: 'Toast'...
15:25 Mon 28th Feb 20221 answer, last by Ken4155 15:28 Mon 28th Feb 2022
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Chinese Girl

A young Chinese girl going on her 1st date. Her mother warned her...."1st he kisses your cheek; then he'll kiss your breasts, you'll enjoy; than he want to go on top. You must not allow it so as not...
14:03 Mon 28th Feb 2022
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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

Tonight's quiz starts at 7pm. Nothing to pay and nothing to download. Just follow the link below to join in the fun, All easy questions and it only takes about 30 minutes. https://stin.to/f0blx#...
16:43 Sun 27th Feb 2022
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Car Full Of Nuns

A car full of Irish nuns is sitting at a traffic light in downtown Dublin, when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside of them. "Hey, show us yer tits, ya bloody penguins!" shouts one of the...
15:59 Sun 27th Feb 20222 answers, last by Gramps82 11:52 Mon 28th Feb 2022
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Car Breakdown

There are four engineers traveling in a car, a mechanical engineer, a chemical engineer, an electrical engineer and a computer engineer. The car breaks down. "Sounds to me as if the pistons have...
09:41 Sun 27th Feb 20222 answers, last by bhg481 17:09 Sun 27th Feb 2022
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Sunday School

When a new child visited our Sunday school, the teacher greeted him and asked his age. The little boy held up four fingers. "Oh, you're four," said the teacher. "And when will you be 5?" The child...
19:00 Sat 26th Feb 2022
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The President

President Joe Biden decides it is time to do some public relations at a local Washington DC nursing home. The President begins his "tour" down the main hallway and passes by a little old man who...
15:55 Sat 26th Feb 2022
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Confessional

An Irishman goes into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church. There's a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars and...
13:39 Sat 26th Feb 2022
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Pregnant

Jack has a girlfriend he takes to a hotel for a night of pleasure. Lying in bed the following morning he's getting heartburn from worrying about the possible unpleasant consequences that could result...
10:59 Sat 26th Feb 2022
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Postman

The Postman rings the doorbell and as says: I have a parcel here, but the name on its obliterated. Man says: "Can't be for us then. Our name is Smith."...
16:19 Fri 25th Feb 2022
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There's More

Finding your lost luggage at the airport should be easy. However, that's not the case. __________ I've been asked to join a swingers club, but I'm a little nervous. I haven't been on a swing since I...
10:42 Fri 25th Feb 20224 answers, last by maggiebee 12:57 Fri 25th Feb 2022
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Grenades

Paddy and Mick find three hand grenades and decide to take them to the Police station. Mick: "What if one explodes before we get there?" Paddy:"We'll say we only found two!"...
18:45 Thu 24th Feb 20221 answer, last by McMouse 13:04 Fri 25th Feb 2022
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Drunk Fart

There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a bar. suddenly, the drunk stands up and yells, " ATTENTION ALL "and farts loudly. The wife is extremely embarrassed, and the husband looks...
18:44 Thu 24th Feb 2022
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The Ancestor

The Smiths were proud of their family tradition. Their ancestors had come to the UK from the USA . They decided to compile a family history, a legacy for their children and grandchildren. They hired a...
17:08 Thu 24th Feb 20224 answers, last by zebo 13:34 Fri 25th Feb 2022
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The Queen

The Queen of England was showing the Archbishop of Canterbury around the Royal Stables when one of the stallions close by farted so loudly it couldn't be ignored. 'Oh dear,' said the Queen, 'How...
15:35 Thu 24th Feb 2022
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Late On Parade

The General went out to find that none of his privates were there. One finally ran up, panting heavily. "Sorry, sir! I can explain, you see I had a date and it ran a little late. I ran to the bus but...
13:57 Wed 23rd Feb 20222 answers, last by Ken4155 14:11 Wed 23rd Feb 2022

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