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The Limping Man

When I got to work Monday, I was limping something awful. My boss noticed and asked me what had happened. I told him, "Oh, nothing. It's just an old football injury that acts up once in a while." My...
12:49 Wed 23rd Feb 20221 answer, last by Old_Geezer 12:50 Wed 23rd Feb 2022
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Trucker On The Hill

A trucker who had driven his fully loaded rig to the top of a steep hill and was just starting down the equally steep other side when he noticed a man and a woman lying in the middle of the road,...
16:54 Tue 22nd Feb 20221 answer, last by davebro 16:58 Tue 22nd Feb 2022
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In A Well

The Teacher had asked the class to write an essay about an unusual event that happened during the past week. Little Johnny got up to read his. It began, "My daddy fell in well last week." "Good Lord!"...
14:57 Tue 22nd Feb 20222 answers, last by Patsy33 15:02 Tue 22nd Feb 2022
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Woman Recruit

The first woman recruit in the Army reported for duty and was told that although her quarters would be in a separate building, she was to mess with the men. She obeyed the order but It wasn't until...
14:05 Mon 21st Feb 20221 answer, last by Hopkirk 23:49 Mon 21st Feb 2022
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Fifty Years Wed

An elderly couple, Minnie and Max, sit down to their Christmas dinner. Before eating, his wife speaks up. “Can I ask you a question, Max?” “Sure Minnie,” Max says, waiting to dig into his meal. “Has...
13:18 Mon 21st Feb 20221 answer, last by Shaglene 15:52 Mon 21st Feb 2022
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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

Tonight's quiz starts at 7pm and only takes about 30 minutes. All easy questions. Nothing to pay and nothing to download. Just follow the link below to join in the fun. https://stin.to/f0blx#...
17:57 Sun 20th Feb 2022
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Vehicle Licencing

After spending 3-1/2 hours enduring the long lines, surly clerks and insane regulations at the vehicle licencing office, a lady stopped at a toy store to pick up a gift for her son. She brought her...
16:07 Sun 20th Feb 2022
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Visiting A Shrink

Camilla had come to see Dr. Hardy. When the shrink began using sexual terms, she interrupted, "Wait, what is a phallic symbol?" "A phallic symbol," explained Hardy, "represents the phallus." "What's a...
13:53 Sun 20th Feb 20222 answers, last by Canary42 14:08 Sun 20th Feb 2022
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Car Parts

"My uncle in Dave tried to make a new kind of car. He took the engine from a Ford, the transmission from an Citroen, the tyres from a Vauxhall, and the exhaust system from a BMW." "Really? What did he...
09:42 Sun 20th Feb 20223 answers, last by Bazile 12:58 Sun 20th Feb 2022
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Taxi

There was a lady who took a taxi home, and when the taxi driver approached her house she told him to stop, saying, "Okay, here, here is good." Then she asked the driver, "How much is it?" And the...
13:31 Sat 19th Feb 20223 answers, last by bobbinwales 15:06 Sat 19th Feb 2022
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Salesman

A salesman telephone a household, and a four-year-old answered. Salesman: "May I speak to your mother?" Child: "She's not here." Salesman: "Well, is anyone else there?" Child: "My sister." Salesman:...
18:42 Fri 18th Feb 20221 answer, last by Patsy33 18:57 Fri 18th Feb 2022
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Drugs Trial

A man was on trial for selling drugs, and a neighbour was called as a witness. The defence attorney asked, "Did you ever get any cocaine or other drugs from the defendant?" "No sir," answered the man....
13:24 Fri 18th Feb 2022
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Collision

The cyclist, passing a pedestrian crossing, runs into a man, and they both fall down. "Geez, are you lucky." The cyclist says. "What do you mean by lucky?" The pedestrian angrily asks. "I got hurt...
10:51 Fri 18th Feb 2022
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Daffy Duck

Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd break into a distillery. Daffy turns to Elmer and says ’Is this Whiskey'? Elmer says, ‘Yes but not as whiskey as wobbing a bank'!!...
19:54 Thu 17th Feb 2022
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Running A Stop Sign

This guy was pulled over for running a stop sign. When the cop checked the man's driver's licence, he said, "You're wearing glasses on your ID and you're not now. I'm going to have to give you a...
15:47 Thu 17th Feb 2022
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Thunder

A small boy is woken by a huge crash of thunder. He runs into his parents' room, where his father comforts him. "Don't be afraid of the thunder," he says. "It's just a noise that God makes when...
14:13 Thu 17th Feb 2022
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Pam Ayres Poem

Courtesy of Pam Ayers: The missus bought a Paperback, down Shepton Mallet way, I had a look inside her bag;... T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey". Well I just left her to it, And at ten I went to bed. An...
18:11 Wed 16th Feb 20229 answers, last by dannyk13 08:28 Thu 17th Feb 2022
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The Heavens

In awe I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an ambered chariot towards the ebony void of infinite space wherein the tethered belts of Jupiter and Mars hang, for ever...
10:35 Wed 16th Feb 20226 answers, last by Ellipsis 14:22 Wed 16th Feb 2022
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Wife's Birthday

It was my wife's birthday and she rang me to see what time I would be home. "Can't talk," I said, "I'm driving." "Where are you?" she asked. She wasn't happy when I said : "I'm on the 7th tee."...
15:52 Tue 15th Feb 20221 answer, last by Ken4155 15:53 Tue 15th Feb 2022
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Check Up

A woman went to see her new gynaecologist for a check up. He got her ready in stirrups with her legs wide open and began his inspection. "Oh my God!!" the man said: "In all my years I have never seen...
15:38 Tue 15th Feb 2022

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