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Lord Of The Manor

The Lord of the manor returned from his grouse hunt quite a bit earlier than expected. He entered the master bedroom to change, and found her Ladyship making passionate love to Sir Reginald Carpley....
13:34 Tue 15th Feb 2022
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Knocked Down

Policeman: "Did you get the license number of the car that knocked you down?" Pedestrian: "No, but I know who it was. My mother-in-law!" Policeman: "How can you be so certain?" Pedestrian: "I'd...
19:06 Mon 14th Feb 2022
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Courting Farmers

Young Dave was courting Mabel, who lived on an adjoining farm. One evening, as they were sitting on Dave's porch watching the sun go down over the hills, Dave spied his prize bull doing the business...
12:03 Mon 14th Feb 2022
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Snowdonia

Two retired professors were on holiday with their wives at a hotel in Snowdonia. They were sitting on the veranda one summer evening, watching the sun set. The history professor asked the psychology...
10:50 Mon 14th Feb 20221 answer, last by bobbinwales 11:00 Mon 14th Feb 2022
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Psychic

I went to see a psychic.... Told me someone was about to swindle me out of money. Best £200 I have ever spent.......
19:01 Sun 13th Feb 20222 answers, last by Hopkirk 11:07 Mon 14th Feb 2022
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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

Tonight's fun quiz starts at 7pm. All easy questions and there's nothing to pay and nothing to download. Just follow the link below. https://stin.to/f0blx#...
16:46 Sun 13th Feb 2022
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And There's More

Booked a table for me and the missus tomorrow night for Valentines Day. She’s still complaining though, apparently she’s not that keen on snooker. __________ My wife has left me because of my...
16:24 Sun 13th Feb 2022
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Steep Cliff Ascent

There was a monastery perched high on a cliff. The only way to reach it was by riding in a basket, which several monks hauled up to the top. The ride was steep, and to those who visited, it was...
16:20 Sun 13th Feb 20221 answer, last by Mamyalynne 16:24 Sun 13th Feb 2022
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Small Town

I was brought up in a very small town. But it had it's good points. There were three women to every guy.. Mind you they were the same three women.....
12:54 Sun 13th Feb 20221 answer, last by Barsel 12:57 Sun 13th Feb 2022
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A Hot Office

It was a really hot day at the office due to a malfunction with the air conditioning system. There were about twenty people in close quarters and everyone was sweating, even with a fan on. All of a...
19:58 Sat 12th Feb 20221 answer, last by Patsy33 20:05 Sat 12th Feb 2022
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Naked Man

It was three o'clock in the morning, and the receptionist at a posh hotel was just dozing off, when a little old lady came running towards her, screaming. "Please come quickly!" she yelled, "I just...
18:52 Sat 12th Feb 2022
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Train Crossing Accident

In a terrible accident at a railroad crossing, a train smashed into a car and pushed it nearly four hundred yards down the track. Though no one was killed, the driver took the train company to court....
13:12 Sat 12th Feb 20221 answer, last by Patsy33 15:04 Sat 12th Feb 2022
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Operation

A beautiful young model is about to undergo a minor operation. She's laid on a trolley bed by a lady in a white dress and brought to the corridor. Before they enter room she leaves her behind the...
13:07 Fri 11th Feb 2022
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Supermarket

I asked a supermarket worker where they kept the canned peaches. He said, "I'll see" and walked away. He never came back. When I saw another supermarket worker, I asked him. He said, "I'll see" and...
15:46 Thu 10th Feb 20221 answer, last by Patsy33 20:20 Thu 10th Feb 2022
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Pregnant

A young female came to the Emergency Room with lower abdominal pain. During the exam and questioning the female denied being sexually active. The doctor gave her a pregnancy test anyway and it came...
14:48 Thu 10th Feb 2022
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Flight Departure

A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat...
10:40 Thu 10th Feb 2022
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Mother, Daughter & Cabbie.

A mother, accompanied by her small daughter, was in Soho. The mother was trying to hail a cab, when her daughter noticed several wildly dressed women who were loitering on a nearby street corner. The...
19:13 Wed 09th Feb 2022
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Tv Quotes

Quotes from the tv "Sure, there have been deaths in boxing, but none of them serious." ___________ "And this is Gregoriava the weight lifter from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was...
13:20 Wed 09th Feb 20225 answers, last by Patsy33 15:38 Wed 09th Feb 2022
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Usa Flight

Although it was a particularly turbulent flight from John F. Kennedy airoport to Heathrow the aircraft took advantage of the winds travelling in the same direction and after the plane landed the pilot...
15:53 Tue 08th Feb 2022
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Murder Trial

After her conviction of murder in the second degree, the District Attorney, during her sentencing hearing said, "Mrs. Grey after you put the arsenic in the stew and served it to your husband, didn't...
17:20 Mon 07th Feb 2022

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