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JJ109
Good Morning everyone! Not my best effort! Wordle 1,147 5/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩
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🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Congratulations to Elliemay, the only oneof us to solve in 2 yesterday!
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Chipchopper
A guy walks into a library and cuts 2" off his trouser leg and puts it between the pages of a book. He took it to the librarian, to which she exclaimed, well that's a turn up for the books!
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ThatgirlMolly
I would like to buy a second hand caravan or static home and keep it permanently on a holiday park, has anyone done this? Is this something you can do? If so please could someone recommend some good...
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Hopkirk
I bought a boat because it was for sail
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Hopkirk
Why do riot police get up super early? To beat the crowds....
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Hopkirk
If you jumped off a bridge in Paris, you’d be in Seine....
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Chipchopper
A man peeks out of the bedroom window on a cold, grey winters morning, while his wife lays, still half asleep, in bed. She asks: "What's the weather like out there, Darling?" He replies, "It looks...
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Shaglene
A car hit an elderly man. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?" The man says, "I make a good living."...
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Chipchopper
A teacher asked her class of seven-year-olds: "If I had 6 apples in one hand and 4 in the other, other, how many apples would have"? Little Johnny Was first to raise his hand, and says"very big hands,...
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Hopkirk
Shoepidity: Wearing uncomfortable shoes because they look good....
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LouSwire
where was I Sunday 18th September
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naomi24
… by order of President Biden in honour of the queen. Isn’t that nice. Well done, Mr President....
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murraymints
Do you?...
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DTCwordfan
The tickets alone must have cost them the better part of £2500......in being bought on the sperm of the moment. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fJ4KlzIQX0 so bloody stupid, it's unbelievable. Enid...
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Canary42
Wife: "And just where do you think you're going?" Husband: "I'm off to the opticians to pick up my new glasses" Wife: "And after that" Husband: "I'll see"...
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Chipchopper
I just got back from the 24 hour grocery shop. When I got there, the guy was just locking the door. I said "Hey not so fast buddy, the sign says open 24 hours" He said "yes, but not in a row!"...
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jm01
I wonder if any body can help me with these last few questions please 1, it sounds like the Hogwarts headmaster enjoyed a trip to the coast 6and 4 letters 2, this former power station now powers the...
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Mylesena
Dancer, erring, gorges stew
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198kHz
Most useless thing I bought last year - a 2020 year planner.
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Tarser
During the pandemic, we keep hearing of a 'Road Map' to return to normal life. We used to say 'strategy' or 'plan'. Why the change? What's wrong with the old words? Schools used to have a 'Curriculum'...

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