Good Morning everyone! Not my best effort! Wordle 1,147 5/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Congratulations to Elliemay, the only oneof us to solve in 2 yesterday!
A guy walks into a library and cuts 2" off his trouser leg and puts it between the pages of a book. He took it to the librarian, to which she exclaimed, well that's a turn up for the books!
I would like to buy a second hand caravan or static home and keep it permanently on a holiday park, has anyone done this? Is this something you can do? If so please could someone recommend some good...
A man peeks out of the bedroom window on a cold, grey winters morning, while his wife lays, still half asleep, in bed. She asks: "What's the weather like out there, Darling?" He replies, "It looks...
A teacher asked her class of seven-year-olds: "If I had 6 apples in one hand and 4 in the other, other, how many apples would have"? Little Johnny Was first to raise his hand, and says"very big hands,...
The tickets alone must have cost them the better part of £2500......in being bought on the sperm of the moment. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fJ4KlzIQX0 so bloody stupid, it's unbelievable. Enid...
Wife: "And just where do you think you're going?"
Husband: "I'm off to the opticians to pick up my new glasses"
Wife: "And after that"
Husband: "I'll see"...
I just got back from the 24 hour grocery shop. When I got there, the guy was just locking the door.
I said "Hey not so fast buddy, the sign says open 24 hours"
He said "yes, but not in a row!"...
I wonder if any body can help me with these last few questions please 1, it sounds like the Hogwarts headmaster enjoyed a trip to the coast 6and 4 letters 2, this former power station now powers the...
During the pandemic, we keep hearing of a 'Road Map' to return to normal life. We used to say 'strategy' or 'plan'. Why the change? What's wrong with the old words? Schools used to have a 'Curriculum'...