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sunny-dave
What the coal is delivered in in Harrogate ...
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Bazile
A camelid is at the checkout in a supermarket putting his shopping away , from the conveyor belt A friendly store employee asks him - '' Would you like some assistance with your shopping sir ? ''...
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Rondy
There are three premiership teams stranded in a desert - Manchester United, Liverpool and Arsenal. They have been there for one week when they finally come across a dead camel. The Man United players...
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Rondy
As my wife and I were leaving for a night out, the babysitter told us to take as long as we like. That was five years ago... I hope she's enjoying being a parent! __________ I'll never forget my...
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Spicerack
Why don't they fill their ATM's during the holidays. I tried to get some cash from 4 different ones this morning and they all had Insufficient Funds. ;-(...
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McMouse
What does a Spanish guy say to his girlfriend after they’ve made love in a meadow? Grassy ass....
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Stickybottle
Watched a cheap porno last night where the girl was wearing a Horseriding outfit, sat on a saddle and stirrups, a bridle round her neck and being whipped by a crop. I didn't like it much though, it...
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Rondy
A young American tourist goes on a guided tour of a creepy old Scottish castle. At the end of the tour the guide asks her how she enjoyed it. She admits to being a bit worried about seeing a ghost in...
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Rondy
When the waitress in a posh London restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a bit dismayed. "Good heavens," he said, "what is this?" "Why, it's bean soup," she replied. "I don't...
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Shaglene
A smart alec London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow copper. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better...
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Stickybottle
News reporters around the world are said to be cacking conkers as the new Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch Covid variant has been found in Wales...
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-SharonA-
My friend Joe recently went on the Dolly Parton diet. It really made Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe Leannnnnn!!!...
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Chipchopper
I was sitting in a café, enjoying my favourite spiced pumpkin latte and a blueberry muffin, when the guy on the next table, who was reading a newspaper, lowered his paper, looked at me and said...
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DTCwordfan
Contenders please? two from here: what do you call an Australian (as this came out of Oz-land) prostitute's child? A Brothel sprout 2 - What was the name of the artist who painted with donkeys'...
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Rondy
Two Irish fishermen go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. They spend a fortune. The first day...
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Bobbisox1
It’s him ,innit? https://ibb.co/vQ39zgh...
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DTCwordfan
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night, and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful...
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Rondy
We were poor when I was young. My parents couldn't afford a lot. I woke up on Christmas morning and I'd got a big box of toy soldiers. I thought I would play with my Field Marshal, but there wasn't...
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Rondy
A yuppie was opening the door of his BMW when a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the yuppie complained bitterly about the damage to his...

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