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.. did some online grocery shopping that include chickens and eggs. Which will come first?🤔
Kier Starmer was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked the Labour leader if he... ...
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead show up for the same job interview.The brunette is the first one to go in, and after filling out the forms and going through the questions, the interviewer... ...
A young couple moved into a new neighbourhood. The next morning while they were eating breakfast, the young woman saw her neighbour hanging the wash outside. "That laundry is not very clean," she... ...
Tom: Humans are so primitive they eat more bananas than monkeys. Harry: I've never eaten a monkey in my life.
I found this on the menu at the local cafe - idemx rilgl.
I asked the waitress 'What is it?'
She said 'Mixed grill' ___ North Korea now have a missile that can reach New York, and if it can make it... ...
I asked the waitress 'What is it?'
She said 'Mixed grill' ___ North Korea now have a missile that can reach New York, and if it can make it... ...
What do you call someone who delivers Indian Food?. A currier. I stupidly... ...
A man and a woman are seated next to each other on a flight. They start eyeing each other, and both realize they want to do the same thing. He slips a condom out of his pocket, and she looks... ...
It is rumoured that Manchester United Football Club have failed to gain £143 million of sponsorship from a pet food company.
Evidently they couldn't live up to 'Winalot'
Evidently they couldn't live up to 'Winalot'
I’ve just found out that a few months ago the pound shop has been taken over by the 99p shop, it took a while for the penny to drop. ___ I was walking along the beach this morning singing puppet on... ...
I went to the library in search of book about Native American tribes, so I asked the Liberian if she could help me find it, and she said "do you have the authors name ?" I said I think it was... ...
I went to McDonalds today, it was tipping down with rain.
He said what can I get you?
I said a Big Mac please. ___ Paddy goes into a John Lewis department store and asks the shopkeeper, "Excuse me... ...
He said what can I get you?
I said a Big Mac please. ___ Paddy goes into a John Lewis department store and asks the shopkeeper, "Excuse me... ...
Nobody laughed. It turns out I'm not even remotely funny.
While browsing my local bookshop, I came across a book called How to Solve 50% of Your Problems. So I bought two.
The owner of the tailor's shop kept hovering over me while I was browsing, so I asked him to leave me alone. He said, "Fine, suit yourself."
Yesterday was National Awareness Day....
I didn't know that. ___ I found a Load of Zips and Buttons Dumped on my front lawn this morning..
Someone's been Fly Tipping. ___ Two blokes trapped in a cave,... ...
I didn't know that. ___ I found a Load of Zips and Buttons Dumped on my front lawn this morning..
Someone's been Fly Tipping. ___ Two blokes trapped in a cave,... ...
It was the Gold Medal Wrestling Match between the Irishman and American. The Irish wrestlers corner man told his wrestler that the American had never lost a match and was famous for his Pretzel... ...
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A policeman in full riot gear and taking on the protestors in Plymouth's Guildhall Square suddenly throws his shield down and starts running and running as if he was in a blind panic. Up the... ...
ज़िंदगी के खास दिन को मनाएं heartfelt birthday wishes के साथ! खोजें वो बेहतरीन शब्द जो किसी के जन्मदिन को और भी खास बना दें! ✨ चाहे वो रोमांटिक अंदाज़ में birthday wishes in hindi... ...