France is the first country to cut out plastic cups, cutlery and plates, with a ruling that all such disposable items must be made from biologically sourced materials from 2020. Distribution of...
1st sighting. 7 15 pm for 4 minutes. S departimg ESE
2nd sighting 8 50 pm for 2 minutes. WSW departimg SW .
Nice clear sky at the moment but that could change ....
I've just been caught stealing chocolate bars from the local newsagents. The police have just arrived and i'm not sure If I can worm my way out of this one. But I'm sure I can. I've got a few Twix up...
Q) Why do the French like to eat snails ?.
A) Because they're not really into fast food.
Man: Waiter waiter! will my pizza be long ?
Waiter: No sir, it will be round....
I was thinking about how a status symbol of today is those cell phones that everyone has clipped onto their belt or purse. I can't afford one. So I'm wearing my garage door opener. I also made a cover...
I saw a large display of mince pies, all in their festive boxes, in sainswotsits today!
It seems crazy to me. Is this about the time they usually appear ?...
Just had a great trip down memory lane about fray bentos pies, my dad used to make them for me with chip pan chips. Also vesta meals we used to have paella or chow mien with crispy noodles. Can you...
A man was staring intently at the orange juice carton on the breakfast table. Wife: "What is it with you, you've been staring at that darn carton for the last 15 minutes ?". Husband: "Well it says...
Please can anyone suggest any climbing plants with bee-friendly flowers that could grow up a 6' fence in partial sun? Would prefer a hardy perennial, but I'm struggling to find anything to fit the...
Just saw my neighbor, Jean in her back garden, so I popped my head over the fence to say hello. "Thats a lovely smell, whats cooking" I asked. "Spicy Moroccan Chicken" She said. "Tagine" ? I asked....
One night a man walks into a bar looking sad. The bartender asks the man what he wants. The man says “Oh just a beer”. The bartender asked the man “Whats wrong,why are you so down today?”. The...
When I was a child, my parents would always say "Excuse my French" just after a swear word.
I'll never forget that first day at school when my teacher asked if any of us knew any French....
I thought my mattress seemed a bit lumpy, so I looked under the sheet.
And would you believe it!
I found my old tape measure, what a surprise!
I don't use it as a rule....
I have just read this story, I cannot believe anyone could be so cruel.
http://news.sky.com/story/appeal-as-five-kittens-thrown-at-moving-train-in-norfolk-10587180...