...what are we to do with ourselves? The last few weeks have been ones of almost constant delight. I'm beginning to feel a sense of anticlimax already.
His publicity photographs often show him in a bar with a cigarette hanging from his mouth, a pint in one hand and a meat pie in the other. I wonder when he's not in front of the cameras if his... ...
...rumpy pumpy. If so, is it really a suitable vehicle for the Duchess of York? Hadn't her former husband done enough damage to the Royal Family without her adding her tuppence worth?
That was the crowing headline in the Sun after an election some years ago. As they like to appear to be on the winning side what headline might they have in mind for after the election?
A bouncy, buxom, young lady from Texas has just now messaged me. "I'm always happy to see what you share here on Facebook..." Too late now, we can be no more than ships that pass in the night. What... ...
